(or the "Pineapple Sweatband Jaw Clip Doo Dad Thingy" as Del2c graciously named it!)
So I've said before that I've had problems with protecting curls while sleeping. I've tried everything from pineappling to a satin cap to pineappling with a satin cap. I've even tried a weird combination of a rectangular scarf held together with bobby pins and jaw clips (it was not a pretty sight and was even more uncomfortable to sleep on).
Of all the methods tried, the pineapple alone came the closest to 2nd day hair. So I recently decided to go back to it, with a twist.
Here are the problems my sleep option must overcome:
- long hair
- curls that are pulled out easily
- curls that are flattened easily
- tossing and turning
- a sensitive head (is it weird for me to make a "that's what she said!" comment here? Yes? Ok then - I've had my fix of "The Office" for the week anyway!)
My solution? The Modified Pineapple.
The Modified Pineapple (or PSJCDDT for short) consists of at least one pineapple that is secured by several mini-jaw clips. I have come up with two versions, though there is another one for shorter hair.
Version One: For True Second-day Hair (used on dry hair)
Step One: While head is turned upside-down, gently gather hair into a ponytail on the top of your head and secure with scrunchie-like material. In this picture I am using a sweatband (or so we think) that I stole from my sister (she stole some KCCC last week, so don't feel bad for her!)

Step Two: When right-side-up, gently gather hair towards the front of your head. Looking at the first picture, you will notice all hair is on one side of the sweatband.
Step Three: Using mini-jaw-clips, secure hair to the front of your head. Shake your head to make sure it is secure on both sides.

This is what the finished product should look like! Your clips should also be "in" enough so that when lying on your side, you should not be poked by the clips. You shouldn't even notice them.
Version Two: For Pseudo-Second-day Hair
(used on hair with crunch)
Complete with a weird view of my dorm room!
When I sleep on hair that has recently been washed, my hair needs a little extra care. The curls around my part usually form nice spirals that are easily pulled out. To prevent this, I use two pineapples - in the back and in the front.

Step One: Collect curls around part and place in pineapple. I do this one loosely because they are more delicate than my other curls. Notice this is a regular scrunchie.

Step Two: Clip Sides. This is similar to the first version. I do one clip on the left, right, and the back, so that it does not get caught in the second pineapple.

Step Three: Flip head upside-down and gently gather the rest of your curls into a ponytail. Make sure it is on the top of your head - mine is right in front of the crown.

Step Four: Clip curls to the side of the pineapple, just like the other version. I use two here.

The finished product should look like this. There are two scrunchie-like materials, one in the front and one in the back. I used a total of five clips, two on each side and one in the middle. Again, all clips are on top of my head, so there is no discomfort from lying (laying?) on my side.
Version Three: For Short Hair
I don't have short hair, so I can't explain how exactly I would go about doing this. It should be similar to the versions above, but with no pineapple - just clips. If any short-haired curlies are out there are reading this and would like to experiment and document it for me, I'd be happy to post them here!
If you have any questions or feedback after trying this, please share! I hope others are able to do this with success - it really sucks when something works for one person but not another!
EDIT 2/9/09: I've been experimenting with using the first version on recently-washed hair. I'm starting to prefer it more than the second version. I do scrunch out the crunch. I think my hair is still a wet factor to my hair when I am putting it up to go to sleep with crunch. And that helps to bend the curls and have them dry in weird shapes. So right now I'm doing the first version.